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how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
"I’m not bragging or anything, but I’m no ordinary dude. I know I look like an old fart rolling around the neighborhood. But I used to be a model in GQ. And I was on that show, Flipper. And one time, a famous photographer took a portrait of me and hung it in the Brooklyn Museum. He titled it ‘The Old Master."
“Master of what?”
“Bullshit, I guess.”
Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird